Archive for November, 2010

Two Fond Farewells

Monday, November 29th, 2010

I’m about to say something that may get me banned from the geek community: The Empire Strikes Back is not my favorite Star Wars film.

Don’t get me wrong; I love Empire, and looking at it objectively as a cinematic achievement, I would say it probably is the best film in the series. I just don’t get as much fun or enjoyment out of it as I do from A New Hope–and neither did most critics when it was first released.

But then, that was kind of the point. It was the dark second act of the story, ending on the “All is Lost” moment that so many screenwriting texts are fond of mentioning. And while it doesn’t feature much of the swashbuckling fun of the original, it features deeper characterizations, more dramatic tension, and a plot twist that was considered the gold standard until The Sixth Sense came along. And while there are a lot of people who helped make this movie what it is–including, yes, George Lucas–it definitely needed a strong director to make it work.

That director was Irvin Kershner.

Kershner had a long career, and he’d probably pick another of his many films as his personal favorite, but Star Wars has a way of overshadowing all that. To most of the world, he will always be the man who made the best Star Wars film. Even though I’d rather watch A New Hope for fun, it was Kershner’s entry in the series that taught me that even a fun, goofy adventure story needs dark, serious moments and dramatic stakes for us to care.

We lost Kershner last night, alongside another man involved in films that influenced me at an early age, Leslie Nielsen.

One of the reasons the films of Seltzer and Friedberg infuriate me so much is that I have a genuine love for good spoof films, and Nielsen was in some of the best. If Kershner taught me that serious moments help make a fun story work, Nielsen taught me that a serious tone helps make a silly comedy work.

Nielsen knew how to deliver the most ridiculous lines absolutely convincingly, because for years he was a dramatic actor. He had a very specific serious image for most of his life, and managed to spin it into a new image as an oblivious deadpan in a world of absurdity. He was able to be a silly comic when playing against a straight man like George Kennedy, and able to be a straight man when playing against an already-ridiculous situation. His comedy helped a young me learn how to take silliness seriously.

Everyone’s watching Airplane, Police Squad/Naked Gun, and (for Sci-Fi fans) Forbidden Planet in his honor today, but I choose to remember one of his more underrated roles: Buzz Brighton in the M*A*S*H season one episode The Ringbanger. This was before his reinvention as a comic actor, but it’s still a brilliant comedy performance as a reckless colonel caught up in the confusion perpetrated by Hawkeye and Trapper. Yes, it’s far more farcical than most of the show’s later episodes, but it’s very enjoyable, and hints at Nielsen’s then-upcoming second career.

Rest in peace, Kershner and Nielsen. You both influenced my sensibilities in similar, yet completely different ways.

Vlog: A Thanks-gaming Recap

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

I spent most of Thanksgiving Week playing Poker Night and Life Flashes By. And now I’m taking care of a dog.

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Vlog: My Inadvertent RiffTrax Autographed Poster Collection

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

I didn’t MEAN to accumulate these…but I’m not complaining!

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Vlog: Dave Tries the McRib

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

The most disappointing pop culture punchline since “Snakes on a Plane”!

Check out “Brad Tries” at TheCinemaSnob.com and TGWTG.com to see this sort of thing done by a funnier man with stranger foods and drinks!

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Vlog: Welcome to doggans.com!

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

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A friendly warning.

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Whatever you do, do NOT go to doggans.com. Because there’s nothing there yet, and I’d hate for you to be bored.

Vlog: Hallow00tstock!

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Warning: May contain strong language, juvenile humor, and really obscure references.

More footage from the show coming soon!

About last night…

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Last night, I laughed as hard I’ve ever laughed before. My throat is still a little sore.

Last night, I took a three-hour both-ways car ride, and was coasting off of so much adrenaline and excitement that I didn’t even feel the usual traveller’s exhaustion.

Last night, I met a friend of mine in person for the first time.

Last night, I saw videos I had loved on YouTube, now projected onto a big screen with over a hundred other people laughing.

Last night, I saw people dressed in Halloween costumes I never thought I’d see. Costumes from The Guild, from The Legend of Neil, and more. Costumes that nobody in my neighborhood would recognize, but impressed me to no end.

Last night, I learned from a Mythbuster what it’s like to wear an official C-3P0 suit, and from another Mythbuster what it’s like to wear a fan-made Chewbacca suit. The latter was wearing said suit at the time.

Last night, I discovered a new favorite singer. I also helped her remember the words to “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”. Oh, and I may have fallen just a little bit in love with her.

Last night, I reenacted a scene from “The Room”, one of the most infamous movies of the decade, by dressing as Zombie Tommy Wiseau and tossing a football around with Paul Sabourin (of da Vinci’s Notebook/Paul and Storm), Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy (both of MST3K/RiffTrax). But more importantly, my costume seemed to amuse them. I brought a smile to the face of performers who have put countless on mine over the years. Even if they were just humoring me, it was an amazing feeling.

Last night, I won a free pass to PAX East, just because my costume happened to be zombie-related.

Last night was the best Halloween ever.

And THAT’S why you always go to w00tstock.


Zombie Wiseau and the Epic Photobomb Massacre, featuring Adam Savage, stage manager Liz “Dammit Liz” Smith, Paul and Storm, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett. Pic by Zack DeRose.