BLITZSTRAVAGANZA #17-24: Universal Studios Florida

Universal Studios! Ride all the movies Disney was too slow to pay for!

#17: Universal Introduction
Yes, and it’s UCS for Florida, and it’s UCS for California, and it’s UCS for Blitzstravaganza!

#18: Production Central
3D Minions, 3D Ogres, and musical motion sickness!

#19: Hollywood
A magical movie factory full of monsters and scary future 3D robots!

#20: New York
NEEEEEEEW! York City where the wind comes sweeping down the plain…

#21: San Francisco and Memories of Jaws
Beetlejuice, Walkenjuice, Beetlejaws!

#22: World Expo
Aliens, murderous clown sidekicks, and what USED to be time travel…

#23: Woody Woodpecker’s Kidzone
Buying your children five minutes of entertainment while your spouse rides Revenge of the Mummy!

#24: A Day in the Park with Barney
In which I take a bullet for my fellow theme park reviewers. I understand if you want to skip this one.

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